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OK. gang, gas is $2.53 here. Dropped 70 cents in the last two months. Wheeeee!

Just wait for November 8!!

Who wouldn't give up a couple million for billions in the future?!

What the hell is happening. Can they really count on America being that out of touch? Well...

    The poll found that 75 percent of Protestants believed in the story of creation, 79 percent in the Red Sea account and 73 percent in Noah and the ark.
    Among evangelical Protestants, those figures were 87 percent, 91 percent and 87 percent, respectively. Among Catholics, they were 51 percent, 50 percent and 44 percent.
(Can you believe it? Catholics are more in touch that the freaking evengelicals and mainstream Protestants!! ed.)

    The stories still proved somewhat compelling among those who had "no religion." A quarter said they believed in Creation, almost a third said Moses parted the Red Sea, and 29 percent believe in Noah.

Yep! "No religion" and still believe in myths as truisms!!! No wonder they can believe Bush when he and his cronies are caught flat-footed in undeniable lies.

Get off your asses and WORK to get a Democratic congress. It's close...YOU may make the tiny differnce we need. Unless Diebold is counting the vote, of course,

October 19, 2006 at 02:47 PM in Still seeking the bottom of the septic pit | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

The Real Leaker

      

        Bushleaking

Hey, leave me alone! I said , "uhhh, this is a town...of, uhh, that, uhhh...where a lot of people leak!"

Don't miss William Rivers Pitt in Truthout on this!

And if you don't go there, I love this quote from the article:

Is there not some chosen curse,
Some hidden thunder in the stores of heaven,
Red with uncommon wrath, to blast the man
Who owes his greatness to his country's ruin?

- Joseph Addison

April 20, 2006 at 01:11 PM in Still seeking the bottom of the septic pit | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

A Quickie for Condi

The Oval Office, a few days ago:

The Yellow Rose: Well, Condi...can I call you Condi?

Condolezza Rice: You have been for five years now...uh, sure.

YR: Well, thank you. I usually have nicknames for my friends, but you said you didn't like "Prissy"...

CR: That's right...don't call me that! You can get away with taking all the dignity a black man like Colin Powell earned in a lifetime of service, but I know about birthin' babies! Not personally...but, uh, metaphorically.

YR: OK...Condi, then. So I hear you are going to make a surprise visit to Iran?

CR: Iraq, Mr. President.

YR: Wherever...I'll announce that visit to our newly enfreed friends there tomorrow!

CR: Actually, I wish you wouldn't. I might get my ass blown off.

YR: Whoa...we wouldn't want that, would we (chortles).

CR: Uh, no...I think it would be better if you gloried in my visit with our good friends there after I got back in one piece.

YR: One "piece" (snickers). Well anyway, I was thinking you might want to try something really wierd?

CR: Actually, Mr. President, that hurts like hell since you won't use a lubricant.

YR: No, no. I didn't mean that. But I thought we could see how abso-fucking-lutely outrageous a statement we could get away with while you were there.

CR: Oooo, sure... I'm always up for that!

So today Condi, in Iraq, to our troops, who cheered her, says:

"This war came to us, not the other way around."

Yeah...really...she said that. Alice, we're not in Toto anymore, as the giant green iguana said to Hunter.

May 17, 2005 at 12:52 AM in Still seeking the bottom of the septic pit | Permalink | Comments (12) | TrackBack (0)

Super Don!

Well, I, uh, seem at a loss for words. No, I am not. But let me just show you this first, and yes, that is Donald Runsfeld in the center.

Rumsfeldsuperhero

It's clobberin' time! How else to explain yesterday's midday appearance, down in the Pentagon basement, of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (normal human strength, no known superpowers), wedged between Spider-Man and Captain America, trying his best to melt that icy glare of his into a boy-am-I-glad-you-guys-showed-up kind of smirk?

Either Marvel Comics is really hard up for readers and needs an ultra-dynamic, Pentagon-heavy publicity gimmick to boost its sales, or Rumsfeld is finally ready to admit that only a superhero can extricate us from Iraq.

The official explanation for this partnership (The Titanic Three? The Terrific Trio?) is this: Marvel Comics has created a custom "Support Our Troops" comic book starring the New Avengers and the Fantastic Four for "America Supports You," a Defense Department campaign. One million copies will be distributed to service members in the United States and overseas. But as any friend of the Avengers can tell you, the official explanation sometimes can't be trusted.

So the troops will be getting a comic book telling them that America supports them. And Rumsfeld is appearing with imaginary super-heros to promote this. ricky, you are wrong...there is irony left in the world.

From the military's perspective the benefits of the collaboration are obvious. According to a Marvel executive, soldiers in Iraq have written letters to Marvel complaining they can't get enough comic books. It makes a certain sense: If you are a soldier in Sadr City it must be soothing to dream that Spider-Man will swing down from a nearby rooftop and ensnare your unseen attackers in his web.

Or that you yourself are endowed with some superpowers. How useful would it be to gulp down some of that Super-Soldier serum that makes Captain America a master of hand-to-hand combat, able to lift 800 pounds and duck at the speed of lightning? Or to be able to stretch yourself into a thin-walled square like Mr. Fantastic does, should the Green Zone fail you?

Or that as someone who joined up because you couldn't get a job without a GED and the Army lied to you and told you you would get a real education in the service, and a lot of your training manuals were in the form of comic books, so your reading level hasn't improved much because they fucking lied to you, you want something you can read and the Army is gonna give you a comic-fucking-book that tells you, not that most of us support getting you out of that hell hole of our own creation but that we support the war (you.)

Marvel has created custom comic books before for various causes, anti-smoking or anti-bullying. But this latest one is anti-didactic. "Pure escapism," says Robert Sabouni, a Marvel executive. "A touch of home," said Allison Barber, deputy assistant secretary of defense. The story opens with some soldiers who stumble on a UFO-looking ship and call for help. Iron Man and Mr. Fantastic, the two scientist-superheroes, show up. They pry open the ship to find hostile aliens inside, and then KOOM! THWIP! etc.

Yep. "Pure escapism." No one could read anything into that! No one would dream that "hostile aliens" might be identified with "Iraqi insurgents!"  No way, Jose.

Yesterday's news conference unveiling the comic book had less of the KOOM! thrill and more of the Santa Claus-comes-to-the-mall feel. Hundreds of Pentagon employees brought their children down to the commercial mini-mall in the basement to "Meet the Superheroes," as the event was billed. Rumsfeld, after urging the young crowd to be "quiet, very quiet, very quiet," introduced the superheroes and said he hoped "we all remember what this is about: supporting our troops."

A man dressed in a Spider-Man costume gamely squatted and did that web-squirt thing with his hands dozens of times to pose for photographs, while the Captain America look-alike flexed his muscles and kept his expression deadly earnest. At some point Rumsfeld too did a little muscle flex for the cameras, only he couldn't keep a straight face.

Can this get worse? Will Condi be sending the troops mp3s of her piano recital of "Happy Days Are Here Again?"  Will Alberto Gonzales cover Elvis' "Suspicion" changing the words to "Suspicion is why I must torture you"?

I know this is a select audience, but as my friends, I ask, "Am I going nuts, or is it as wacky as it looks to me?"

April 29, 2005 at 05:23 PM in Still seeking the bottom of the septic pit | Permalink | Comments (8) | TrackBack (0)

Caught me by surprise!

1997 DeLay trip to Russia questioned
Reportedly sponsored by business interests

Say it ain't so, Tom!

WASHINGTON -- A six-day trip to Moscow in 1997 by then-House majority whip Tom DeLay was underwritten by business interests lobbying in support of the Russian government, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the trip arrangements.

Naw...not one of those straight-shootin' Commie hatin' Texans?!

DeLay reported that the trip was sponsored by a Washington-based nonprofit organization. But interviews with those involved in planning DeLay's trip say the expenses were covered by a mysterious company registered in the Bahamas that also paid for an intensive $440,000 lobbying campaign.

But how would they do that, and trick poor Tom?

It is unclear precisely how the money was transferred from the Bahamian-registered company to the nonprofit.

I knew it! They are so crafty, that when Tom was on his...

...expense-paid trip to Moscow (with) four of his staff members (that) cost $57,238, according to records filed by his office,...( and he)played golf, met with Russian church leaders, and talked to prime minister Viktor Chernomyrdin, a friend of Russian oil and gas executives associated with the lobbying effort...

he had no idea why he was there! I knew he was cool.

DeLay also dined with the Russian executives and two Washington-based registered lobbyists for the Bahamian-registered company, sources say. One of those lobbyists was Jack Abramoff, who is now at the center of a federal influence-peddling and corruption probe related to his representation of Indian tribes.

Probably didn't know who they were, and wouldn't have recognized them if he had heard of them. I guess. Feeling a bit nervous about my hero, now, though, I must admit.

House members bear some responsibility to ensure that the sponsors for their travel are not masquerading for registered lobbyists or foreign government interests, legal specialists say.

Sure, "some" responsibility...but not a lot, like asking, "Who paid for this?" or "Am I in the company of people I know to be lobbyists who are talking to me about legislation?"

House ethics rules bar the acceptance of travel reimbursement from lobbyists and foreign agents.

In this case, travel funds did not come directly from lobbyists; the money came from a firm, Chelsea Commercial Enterprises Ltd., that funded the lobbying campaign, according to the sources. Chelsea was coordinating the effort with a Russian oil and gas company that has business ties with Russian security institutions, the sources said.

See! He didn't take perks from lobbyists! He only took perks from, uh, well,  lobbyist-funders! With perfectly legitimate ties to Russian energy concerns and the NKVD.

Aides to DeLay, who is now the House majority leader, said that despite the presence during the trip of the two registered lobbyists, DeLay thought the nonprofit organization -- the National Center for Public Policy Research -- was funding the trip on its own.

and the NCPPR itself says "The trips Rep. DeLay participated  in had substantial public policy content. Reports that Rep. DeLay  met with the Russian Prime Minister in Moscow and with Lady Thatcher  in Britain (among other significant policy meetings) are correct.  The National Center for Public Policy Research was careful to  pay all the expenses associated with Congressman DeLay's trip.  Reports to the contrary are incorrect." so we know it's true! Especially since Tom himself says, "The National Center is THE CENTER for conservative communications." What better credentials could you have?!

Oh sure, some of you are thinking, "Aren't they just vouching for each other?" All I can say is, "Picky, picky, picky!"

''The trip was initiated by the National Center," spokesman Dan Allen said, ''and they were the ones who organized it, planned it and paid for it."

Clearly Tom got "tricked." Probably by Democrats. It's not like he has ever done anything like this before!

The 1997 Moscow trip is the third foreign trip by DeLay to be scrutinized in recent weeks because of new statements by those involved that his travel was directly or indirectly financed by registered lobbyists or a foreign agent.

Well, maybe twice before. But otherwise he is clean as a new-born calf!

Media attention focused on DeLay's travel last month after The Washington Post reported on DeLay's participation in a $70,000 expense-paid trip to London and Scotland in 2000 that sources said was indirectly financed in part by an Indian tribe and a gambling services company.

DeLay on March 18 portrayed criticism of his trips and close ties to lobbyists as the product of a conspiracy to ''destroy the conservative movement" by attacking its leaders, such as himself.

Right on! Damn progressives! It's not like there is anything else questionable in the public record about him!

In a separate development, The New York Times reported today that DeLay's wife and daughter were paid more than $500,000 since 2001 by his political action and campaign committees, according to disclosure statements filed with the Federal Election Commission and Texas fund-raising records. Aides said the women played major roles in DeLay's political career.

Yeah! and now I suppose those nay-sayers of negativism will claim that paying that much to family members was some "unethical" way to siphon money from campaign contributions into his own pocket. They will stop at nothing to ruin a fine American! Remember, Delay is just another way of saying  "problem"! Or something...OK?

 

April 06, 2005 at 11:57 PM in Still seeking the bottom of the septic pit | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

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