In August of 2004, Bush created the definition of oxymoron; he declared our actions on Iraq a "Catastrophic Success." Bush had a rather mind-bending take on the concept 'success.' "Had we to do it over again, we would look at the consequences of catastrophic success – being so successful, so fast, that an enemy that should have surrendered or been done in, escaped and lived to fight another day," he said. How this works out in the sloshing frat-party punchbowl in his cranium I have no idea. That it actually has explained the little problems there for some folks boggles.
So here we are, two years later. Just curious: Vote for one
Our War Monkey's Heroic Adventure has been
B) A success
Extra points, short essay: The original statement was...