Floodlight: Bush to Attack Human-Animal Hybrider!

BREAKING NEWS

The Floodlight has learned that President George Bush has begun to vigorously address issues raised in his State of the Union Address.

Having promised to protect America from the nightmarish threat of "...creating human-animal hybrids..." , President Bush vowed today to end the depredations of an evildoer known as "Dr. Moreau." While reviewing his collection of reading material from his Yale years, the President stumbled upon a Marvel Comics Illustrated Classics expose of the of the human-animal-hybrid-creating surgeries being conducted by Moreau on an island in an unknown location.

"I didn't read the whole thing," the President said, "I didn't have to to learn enough. And I was starting to get a headache."

But today, courageously ignoring the strenuous objections of all military leaders in the US Services, and making the sound judgment that "an island is probably in a body of water," Bush ordered the parachuting of 135,000 American troops and three Samoans assembled into a multi-national task force into randomly selected locations in the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian oceans. "if just one of these fine troopers lands on Dr. Moron's (snicker) island, Dr, Murow will be history! I just pray to God that he is not an OB-GYN, driven insane by being deprived of the opportunity to give his love to women."

Asked about the fate of all those troops dropped elsewhere, Bush assured all those assembled that life vests and shark-repellent would be dropped to them "as soon as budget considerations allow it and our reliable defense partner Halliburton can get into the businesses and draw up the contracts. Within a few days following that, they will be brought home, somehow."

Asked the cost of the operation (aside from human life) Bush smiled and said, "By my reckonin', we should be able to bring it in under $4.38."

While the liberal media ignored his bold initiative, Floodlight wants you to know!

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